Don't hate the playa, hate Shawty because it is a stupid title for a person

Riddikulus

Potter-tastic

Being a girl

Mush cont'd

What happens when Hava goes all mushy....ew, gross

Boooooo. non-funny post.

A scene from "Up in the Air" that has really stayed with me:

Natalie – I don’t want to say anything that’s… anti-feminist. I mean, I really appreciate everything your generation did for me.

Alex – (my generation?) It was our pleasure.

Natalie – But sometimes it feels like no matter how much success I have, it all won’t matter until I find the right guy.

Alex – You really thought this guy was the one.

Natalie – Yeah, I guess. I don’t know. I could have made it work. He just really fit the bill.

Ryan – The bill?

Natalie – My type. You know, white collar. College grad. Loves dogs. Likes funny movies. Six foot one. Brown hair. Kind eyes. Works in finance but is Outdoorsy, you know, on the weekends. (we think she’s done) I always imagined he’d have a single syllable name like Matt or John or… Dave. In a perfect world, he drives a Four Runner and the only thing he loves more than me is his golden lab. Oh… and a nice smile. (back to Alex and Ryan) How about you? (This catches both Alex and Ryan off guard.)

Ryan – I’m not sure if…

Natalie – I meant Alex…

Ryan – Right.

Alex – Huh, let me think for a sec. (mulls it over) Well, by the time you’re thirty four, all the physical requirements are pretty much out the window. I mean you secretly pray he’ll be taller than you. (smiles) Not an asshole would be nice? Just someone who enjoys my company. Comes from a good family – You don’t think about that when you’re younger. (thinking) Wants kids… Likes kids. Wants kids. Healthy enough to play catch with his future son one day. (We can tell Ryan is taking a serious interest in this.) Please let him earn more than I do. That doesn’t make sense now, but believe me, it will one day. Otherwise it’s just a recipe for disaster. (reaching) Hopefully some hair on his head…? But it’s not exactly a deal-breaker anymore. Nice smile… Yep, a nice smile just might do it.

I think God is a little more advanced than DVDs - he'll have blu ray, at least -Steph W.

ridonkulous

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

hahaha

Quotes

"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in a bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is 'So it goes'."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-House Five

"Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Maybe then it would be different."
-Neil Gaiman, Stardust

"You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, seen centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate... It made me want to turn away and never look down again. But to see the way that mankind loves! I mean, you could search the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable...and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and...what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is... I think I love you! My heart...it feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like...it doesn't belong to me any more, it belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange. No gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine."
-Neil Gaiman, Stardust

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
-Paul Coehlo, The Alchemist

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
— John Green

"Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back."
— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

"When adults say, "Teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
— John Green, Looking for Alaska

"So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane."
— John Green, Looking for Alaska

"Here's what's not beautiful about it: from here, you can't see the rust or the cracked paint or whatever, but you can tell what the place really is. You can see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. I mean, look at it, Q: look at all those culs-de-sac, those streets that turn in on themselves, all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. And all the people, too. I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters."
— John Green

"Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome. That's a great way to... get diabetes."
— John Green

Many people say that revenge is a dish best served cold. They also say revenge is sweet. My conclusion? Revenge is ice cream. MLIA

"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."
-William Goldman, The Princess Bride

[Buttercup] "I'll never love you."
[Humperdinck] "I wouldn't want it if I had it."
"Then by all means let us marry."
-William Goldman, The Princess Bride

I should go hook up my kindle and take quotes from there too...hm...maybe later...I should probably be haeding to school