Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
My life is average
Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don't know why I did that. MLIA
Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, "...lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes." I wondered how often God breaks people's iPods. MLIA
Today, while running at a park for cross country, a group of 30 middle school boys ran by shouting "TO NARNIA!!" It made my day. MLIA.
Today my brother brought his new girlfriend home. He told us to be nice because he wanted to impress her. I was playing Zelda in the living room in my pajamas when they showed up. I was yelling at the screen during a Boss fight. My brother got mad but his girlfriend sat down next to me and told me the trick to beating it. I told my brother to marry her. MLIA
Today, I was watching The Lion King with my cat, and during the scene where Mufasa dies my cat looked away. He's not even a year old, and I assured him that it was ok, that scene makes everyone cry. MLIA
Today, I was riding the train home when it stopped and the lights went out. The kid next to me yelled, "DEMENTORS DEMENTORS!" A few moments later, the train started again. Everyone was staring at him, but he calmly shrugged and said, "False alarm." I wish I was as cool as that kid. MLIA.
Today I decided to take a bubble bath to relax. After laying there bored for two minutes I collected all the bubbles and put them on my face and pretended to be Dumbledore until the water got cold. I'll be taking a lot more bubble baths. MLIA.
Today, I named the default Hearts players on my computer after my cats. After a few games, I felt bad that I was constantly getting mad at my cats whenever they won a game. I now play against Ann Coulter, Hitler, and Voldemort. No more guilt. MLIA
Today when I woke up I found my cell phone in the fridge. I have stared at it for three hours trying to come up with a good reason to why I put it there. MLIA
Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, "...lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes." I wondered how often God breaks people's iPods. MLIA
Today, while running at a park for cross country, a group of 30 middle school boys ran by shouting "TO NARNIA!!" It made my day. MLIA.
Today my brother brought his new girlfriend home. He told us to be nice because he wanted to impress her. I was playing Zelda in the living room in my pajamas when they showed up. I was yelling at the screen during a Boss fight. My brother got mad but his girlfriend sat down next to me and told me the trick to beating it. I told my brother to marry her. MLIA
Today, I was watching The Lion King with my cat, and during the scene where Mufasa dies my cat looked away. He's not even a year old, and I assured him that it was ok, that scene makes everyone cry. MLIA
Today, I was riding the train home when it stopped and the lights went out. The kid next to me yelled, "DEMENTORS DEMENTORS!" A few moments later, the train started again. Everyone was staring at him, but he calmly shrugged and said, "False alarm." I wish I was as cool as that kid. MLIA.
Today I decided to take a bubble bath to relax. After laying there bored for two minutes I collected all the bubbles and put them on my face and pretended to be Dumbledore until the water got cold. I'll be taking a lot more bubble baths. MLIA.
Today, I named the default Hearts players on my computer after my cats. After a few games, I felt bad that I was constantly getting mad at my cats whenever they won a game. I now play against Ann Coulter, Hitler, and Voldemort. No more guilt. MLIA
Today when I woke up I found my cell phone in the fridge. I have stared at it for three hours trying to come up with a good reason to why I put it there. MLIA
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Balderdash!
Definitions of words from the board game
**indicates real definition
**Flitterbick : A mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast no one has ever seen it.
Flitterbick: To flip off a crazy ass bitch on the freeway
Pignolia: The movie “Magnolia” played by pigs
Nidor: A saltwater river common in Africa
Nidor: A misspelled derogatory term.
Paraleipsis: Two ellipses converging in space.
Whorts: Warts found on whores
Whorts: The richest Jew of all time
Doo: half of a doo doo
Doo: What Dr. Doolittle calls his poo.
Sassitie: A sassy ass tie
Sassitie: A sassy sauce used for sexiness in soups.
Homobront: A gay brontosaurus.
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Zeigarnik: a potty trained grizzly bear.
Mushtopper: N***** {this is not the N word} a.k.a. T*** (only funny if you know what the blocked out names are. If you do, it’s hilarious)
Catalo: the third day of every month when cats are extremely mean.
Catalo: the offspring of a cow and a buffalo
Fribble: The volley used in ultimate Frisbee from player to player. Sometimes they kick the Frisbee, too.
Fribble: The word for “dribbling” in football
Kempit: If kelp had an armpit, this would be the name of it.
Griffonage: The age you have to be to get into Gryffindor.
Griffonage: An actual medical condition where the victim becomes obsessed with griffins.
Omphaloskepsis: Before Snufalupagus, Big Bird had this friend who was fired for getting into a violent conflict with the letter “P”.
{unknown word}: the sport of racing large raptors.
Crotels: The Australian equivalent to a cockroach hotel, except with crocodiles.
Maffle: a scarf that doesn’t work
Potoo: The tattoo of Po from the Teletubbies
Boondoggle: To cheat while betting on curling matches.
Forel: The word “forest” when you take out the “st” and replace it with an “L”.
Sanky: The lyrics to “Achey Breaky Heart” when Billy Ray Cyrus performs drunk.
**Cuscus: An opossum the size of a cat
**indicates real definition
**Flitterbick : A mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast no one has ever seen it.
Flitterbick: To flip off a crazy ass bitch on the freeway
Pignolia: The movie “Magnolia” played by pigs
Nidor: A saltwater river common in Africa
Nidor: A misspelled derogatory term.
Paraleipsis: Two ellipses converging in space.
Whorts: Warts found on whores
Whorts: The richest Jew of all time
Doo: half of a doo doo
Doo: What Dr. Doolittle calls his poo.
Sassitie: A sassy ass tie
Sassitie: A sassy sauce used for sexiness in soups.
Homobront: A gay brontosaurus.
********
Zeigarnik: a potty trained grizzly bear.
Mushtopper: N***** {this is not the N word} a.k.a. T*** (only funny if you know what the blocked out names are. If you do, it’s hilarious)
Catalo: the third day of every month when cats are extremely mean.
Catalo: the offspring of a cow and a buffalo
Fribble: The volley used in ultimate Frisbee from player to player. Sometimes they kick the Frisbee, too.
Fribble: The word for “dribbling” in football
Kempit: If kelp had an armpit, this would be the name of it.
Griffonage: The age you have to be to get into Gryffindor.
Griffonage: An actual medical condition where the victim becomes obsessed with griffins.
Omphaloskepsis: Before Snufalupagus, Big Bird had this friend who was fired for getting into a violent conflict with the letter “P”.
{unknown word}: the sport of racing large raptors.
Crotels: The Australian equivalent to a cockroach hotel, except with crocodiles.
Maffle: a scarf that doesn’t work
Potoo: The tattoo of Po from the Teletubbies
Boondoggle: To cheat while betting on curling matches.
Forel: The word “forest” when you take out the “st” and replace it with an “L”.
Sanky: The lyrics to “Achey Breaky Heart” when Billy Ray Cyrus performs drunk.
**Cuscus: An opossum the size of a cat
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
HP Livejournal icons
finished HP7 again...feeling especially nostalgic for it right now.
click to enlarge, so you can actully read them
click to enlarge, so you can actully read them
Friday, August 7, 2009
Harry Potter pwns Twilight
PerezHilton posted a news article that talks about how long Twilignt has been on the USAToday's bestseller list longer the HP or some nonsense like that. Some of the comments made me laugh.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Tea time chat with friends :)
10:16am Victor
are you calling me immature hava? is that it?
10:16am Chavalah
YEAH. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
10:16am Victor
actually, i'd rather not. i'd prefer we settle this diplomatically. and by diplomatically, i mean MY FIST DIPLOMATS YOUR FACE
are you calling me immature hava? is that it?
10:16am Chavalah
YEAH. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
10:16am Victor
actually, i'd rather not. i'd prefer we settle this diplomatically. and by diplomatically, i mean MY FIST DIPLOMATS YOUR FACE
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Mugglenet News: Deathly Hallows casting
Rade Serbedzija cast as Gregorovich in Deathly Hallows
At a press conference the other day for his new film Fugitive Pieces, Croatian actor Rade Serbedzija revealed that he'd be playing "a small but interesting role" in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. He also described the role as "a wizard who makes swords with special power."
From this, we can only assume he'll be playing Gregorovich. He will be filming the role in November and will be headed to London soon too be fitted for a costume. Thanks to Snitch Seeker for the tip!
from the comments to this post:
At a press conference the other day for his new film Fugitive Pieces, Croatian actor Rade Serbedzija revealed that he'd be playing "a small but interesting role" in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. He also described the role as "a wizard who makes swords with special power."
From this, we can only assume he'll be playing Gregorovich. He will be filming the role in November and will be headed to London soon too be fitted for a costume. Thanks to Snitch Seeker for the tip!
from the comments to this post:
Quotes from May 26th: a day @ Disneyland
I went with Thomas and Rawan to Disneyland yesterday for their 19th birthday. It was a pretty amazing day, with some pretty amazing things that were said.
Rawan: What is the date today?
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Thomas: Is there a grey side of the force?
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Rawan: (multiple times throughout the day) "favesies" and "whatevsies"
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Thomas: (during a conversation about pirates and biology) EVERYTHING'S FROM THE FUTURE!
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Rawan: That girl goes to our church!
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and also...
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Youtube
I love CollgeHumor
I will give anyone $20 to do this for a day while hanging out with me
I can do the reject!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH
And now some Andy Samberg
I will give anyone $20 to do this for a day while hanging out with me
I can do the reject!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH
And now some Andy Samberg
Monday, May 4, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
YouTube Videos :) :) :)
Pharrell in France trying to get the closed airport McDonalds to let him order some food.
Funny goals (no audio)
Jonas Brothers song before Disney made them be nice all the time.
REALLY funny stuff. This never went into a studio because it would probably upset a lot of people.
Never gets old
The Office and Heroes come together
Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent
Funny goals (no audio)
Jonas Brothers song before Disney made them be nice all the time.
REALLY funny stuff. This never went into a studio because it would probably upset a lot of people.
Never gets old
The Office and Heroes come together
Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent
Caption Contest from Mugglenet
Unfortunately this isn't my work, but they are awesome. You can see more at www.Mugglenet.com, yeah, I'm a nerd, wanna fight about it?
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