Balderdash!

Definitions of words from the board game
**indicates real definition

**Flitterbick : A mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast no one has ever seen it.

Flitterbick: To flip off a crazy ass bitch on the freeway

Pignolia: The movie “Magnolia” played by pigs

Nidor: A saltwater river common in Africa

Nidor: A misspelled derogatory term.

Paraleipsis: Two ellipses converging in space.

Whorts: Warts found on whores

Whorts: The richest Jew of all time

Doo: half of a doo doo

Doo: What Dr. Doolittle calls his poo.

Sassitie: A sassy ass tie

Sassitie: A sassy sauce used for sexiness in soups.

Homobront: A gay brontosaurus.

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Zeigarnik: a potty trained grizzly bear.

Mushtopper: N***** {this is not the N word} a.k.a. T*** (only funny if you know what the blocked out names are. If you do, it’s hilarious)

Catalo: the third day of every month when cats are extremely mean.

Catalo: the offspring of a cow and a buffalo

Fribble: The volley used in ultimate Frisbee from player to player. Sometimes they kick the Frisbee, too.

Fribble: The word for “dribbling” in football

Kempit: If kelp had an armpit, this would be the name of it.

Griffonage: The age you have to be to get into Gryffindor.

Griffonage: An actual medical condition where the victim becomes obsessed with griffins.

Omphaloskepsis: Before Snufalupagus, Big Bird had this friend who was fired for getting into a violent conflict with the letter “P”.

{unknown word}: the sport of racing large raptors.

Crotels: The Australian equivalent to a cockroach hotel, except with crocodiles.

Maffle: a scarf that doesn’t work

Potoo: The tattoo of Po from the Teletubbies

Boondoggle: To cheat while betting on curling matches.

Forel: The word “forest” when you take out the “st” and replace it with an “L”.

Sanky: The lyrics to “Achey Breaky Heart” when Billy Ray Cyrus performs drunk.

**Cuscus: An opossum the size of a cat