My life is average

Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don't know why I did that. MLIA

Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, "...lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes." I wondered how often God breaks people's iPods. MLIA

Today, while running at a park for cross country, a group of 30 middle school boys ran by shouting "TO NARNIA!!" It made my day. MLIA.

Today my brother brought his new girlfriend home. He told us to be nice because he wanted to impress her. I was playing Zelda in the living room in my pajamas when they showed up. I was yelling at the screen during a Boss fight. My brother got mad but his girlfriend sat down next to me and told me the trick to beating it. I told my brother to marry her. MLIA

Today, I was watching The Lion King with my cat, and during the scene where Mufasa dies my cat looked away. He's not even a year old, and I assured him that it was ok, that scene makes everyone cry. MLIA

Today, I was riding the train home when it stopped and the lights went out. The kid next to me yelled, "DEMENTORS DEMENTORS!" A few moments later, the train started again. Everyone was staring at him, but he calmly shrugged and said, "False alarm." I wish I was as cool as that kid. MLIA.

Today I decided to take a bubble bath to relax. After laying there bored for two minutes I collected all the bubbles and put them on my face and pretended to be Dumbledore until the water got cold. I'll be taking a lot more bubble baths. MLIA.

Today, I named the default Hearts players on my computer after my cats. After a few games, I felt bad that I was constantly getting mad at my cats whenever they won a game. I now play against Ann Coulter, Hitler, and Voldemort. No more guilt. MLIA

Today when I woke up I found my cell phone in the fridge. I have stared at it for three hours trying to come up with a good reason to why I put it there. MLIA